I enjoyed it immensely the last time, so I thought it would be fun to adapt this beautiful form of poetry once again. The Spoon from Outer Space presents: Eternal (culinary) wisdom encapsulated in 17 syllables (again):
History has shown,
No problem was ever solved
By going vegan
Finding peace of mind
Is surprisingly easy
When there’s chocolate
Wise men and fools, both
Cannot resist the urge to
Gorge on scrumptious food
Bad days exist, but
The cupcake was invented
To solve this problem
It took countless years
For animals to evolve
Into tasty meals
All you need is love
And there is no love greater
Than the love of food
Fish, chicken or beef?
How long you will live depends
On which meat you eat
Hell hath no fury,
Like a woman deprived of
Her favourite food
‘Simply add butter’
Answers the question ‘how to
Make it taste better’