Chef’s Log 21: Sell Your Soul for this Salad

This has to be worth at least one human soul. It tastes like Heaven

This has to be worth at least one human soul. It tastes like Heaven

Agonizing over how to spend your Sunday? Worry not, citizens of Earth; for I am here to solve all your many inconsequential problems. Disclaimer: only the inconsequential problems. Unlike what is optimistically depicted in your various forms of fiction, most aliens are not superpower-wielding do-gooders with an overwhelming passion for justice and embarrassing fashion choices. Continue reading

Chef’s Log 17: The ‘Power’ of a Good ‘Lunch’

It would appear that the humans like to do things in extremes. Soon after my discovery of the inexplicable die-it process, I came across a place which led me to believe that this (increasingly) perplexing race also enjoys partaking in an experience that is quite the opposite- they continually ingest copious amounts of food till they reach a stage where they can barely stand. Continue reading